Yesterday the ceiling fell down at the gym.
It wasn’t the whole ceiling, just one two-foot square acoustic ceiling tile. It fell down right above the bench press machine. It was caused by a build up of water from a leaking air-conditioner drain. A lady was using the shoulder press machine nearby, but nothing fell on her.
Looking at the debris on the floor, I remarked to the gym attendants, “I’m glad it didn’t fall on me while I was using the machine. It would have shocked the hell out of me.”
It seems that just moments after the ceiling tile came down, a big iguana dropped to the floor.
The attendant screamed. The iguana bolted. Someone opened the front door and the iguana rushed out onto the courtyard.
I guess that was even more shocking!